sometimes when i think about Bioshock i am reminded of the time i had to explain to a friend of mine that ‘brow’ means ‘forehead’ as in ‘eyebrows’ and not ‘balls’ as he seemed to believe
So i drew a logo for my team at work. We are team ocelot. My team leader does not understand why I usually say Ocelot Unit instead of team ocelot.
Anyway I drew this on my phone, and I am pretty surprised at how well it turned out, considering.
look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity
This makes me want to cry blood.
This is a prime example of patriarchy at work. He can’t handle holding a fucking purse for 2 fucking seconds before he has to bust out his “man bag” so he can feel validated by his male peers who are rooting him on for not wanting to be feminine. Is his ego and sense of masculinity so fragile he can’t possibly brush it with the slightest amount of femininity before he crashes and burns??
Not to mention the fact that a symbol of feminity is being equated to a literal piece of shit.
or maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a fucking purse? god fucking damn it.
You’re right. We shouldn’t for anything in the world ever think about why he wouldn’t want to hold a purse, why he would feel it’s reasonable to drop it like it’s radioactive and then treat it both like toxic waste and a shameful secret, or why an audience of men would applaud him for treating it in this way instead of just holding the thing his wife asked him to hold.
Masculinity is too fragile to withstand investigation. We must protect it at all costs.
I can just imagine a cut-to to the ladies -all of whom are unamused with this fellow’s BS.
It’s a fucking purse. Hold it for five minutes, you piece of shit.
Dagnabbit! Somehow, I keep missing the memo that femininity = subhuman filth!
That sausage party is awfully impressed when he bends over, though.
someone who i like at work, an okay guy, recounted this commercial to me and was very surprised when i responded as politely as possible that a man who is ashamed to hold a purse is subhuman garbage and the people nodding in approval are double supergarbage
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something i drew at work. i thought fainthum might dig it
maybe someone else will as well who could predict
Made this for thedudevondoom yesterday. You can see that I am a good house guest.
Tish and I share a common muse.
i immediately knew without reading any of the names or text portions of this post that this was made by tish, as a gift for somebody cool
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cleaning up my archives
found another masterpiece by doc valentine 2004
Characters that share the same personality type as you.
If you don’t know your personality type, take this test.
Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you…
…so basically this internet test thinks istp is the coolest most badass main character of all time
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We’ve all heard of Betty Boop. But how many of you knew that she was based off of a BLACK woman.
Yes Betty Boop was based off of Ms.Esther Jones known by her stage name “Baby Esther”. She was an African-American singer and entertainer of the 1920’s. Her singing trademark was “Boop oop da doop” hence the name Betty Boop! She performed regularly at the cotton club in Harlem,New York.
I thought this was the best Betty Boop cosplay ever, but no! Today is information day.
congrats fainthum your original instinct was right!
some of the information here is sort of correct but that photo was taken in 2008
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